December 7th, 2018...
Hi, Brian here!
I'm currently in Bali, Indonesia until mid-January 2019...
Then I'll be in Hong Kong until the end of February 2019...
Hope to see you in your city soon!
-Brian 'Hunk Hands' Crabtree
I started receiving yoni massage in the UK for my chemotherapy pain (I know it's weird but it works). I just moved back to SG so I tried Brian and the orgasms were double the intensity... and I squirted!
Best massage EVER.
I'm a very sexual person so I expected to meet "Hunk Hands", blow off some steam, then go party with my girls. Nope!
I know #firstworldproblem but my boyfriends were useless! So I googled "how to have a vaginal orgasm" and found Brian...
Let's just say my bucket list is a little shorter;)
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Having a sensual massage is just the starting point. Within your Squirting Yoni Massage I'll help you grow in specific areas VERY few people know about, understand, or can support.
Some of them include...
Squirting is KEY to expanding your sex life. You'll experience a new type of release as powerful as a man ejaculating.
Trouble having "The Big O"? I'll work with you to unlock your body's natural clitoral, vaginal, and full-body orgasms.
Orgasms are your body's ancient remedy for acute and chronic pain... plus they're 100% free of side effects.
After your session, you'll discover that drugs aren't necessary to treat insomnia as you have a full, peaceful night's sleep.
I'll help you really feel and connect with your sexual pleasure so you can begin to undo toxic shame and trauma.
Work and relationships will sooner or later drain your batteries. Listen to your body and allow yourself to recharge.
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This is not a pre-determined, static schedule that hampers creativity and stunts connection. Instead I try to keep a general timeline but let your session happen as it happens. This allows breakthroughs to occur.
However your Squirting Yoni Massage will look something like this...
Your comfort is my priority so I'll be busy setting up the 5-star hotel room in preparation for your arrival. There will be music, candles and low lighting, fresh linens, and my warm hand-mixed gold leaf massage oil.
First, I'll welcome you in the premier 5-star hotel lounge. We will then proceed up to our hotel room so you have the chance to get to know me in a luxurious, discreet setting.
And to warm our conversation, I'll open a well-aged bottle of wine and toast to our afternoon together (so let me know if you prefer white or red)...
I'll also be curious to hear your emotional history, your goals, and any physical limitations... Because this will allow me to customize my massage to meet YOUR specific goals.
And you will be free to ask me any and all questions before we proceed to change into our towels...
After you change and step out of the restroom, I'll also be wearing just a towel and I'll help you lie face down on the bed and get comfortable. After a quick wash of my hands I'll kneel to your left side and begin your massage.
I'll start by slowly kneading the warm gold leaf oil into your upper back, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Next, I'll massage your legs one by one then both legs together. And after loosening your towel, you'll feel my hands inch upwards and firmly relax the muscles of your ass... and by this time maybe 30 minutes will have gone by...
My hands will then glide closer and closer to your intimate areas as I build up and play with your sexual energy. You'll want me to go faster and harder but I'll pace the stimulation which means you'll be able to fully experience and savor everything.
When you're more than ready I'll begin to delicately map your vagina... first just around your opening then more and more I'll enter you deeper and deeper. I'll explore all of your inner walls just as slow as you can take... and alternate it with firm, toe-curling pressure on your G-spot and clit.
And if you're curious then I'll bring you closer and closer to squirting before I take you over the edge...
You'll be refreshed and exhausted all at once and so I'll bring you a cup of my imported whole leaf peppermint tea. Then we will cleanup and talk... or talk and cleanup... And you'll probably want to give voice to how you felt and what you experienced and I'll hold space for you.
Then it's goodbyes and best wishes.
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*A deposit of $50 is required to confirm your session and will be fully refunded when you arrive on time (or within the 30 minute grace period).
I’m willing to let you test-drive your massage before deciding if it was right for you. Join me for conversation over an excellent wine. Have my full 90 minute massage. Enjoy the premium gold leaf oil. Use the 5-star hotel amenities...
And if you aren’t absolutely DELIGHTED with the experience, email me at email@example.com within 30 days to have the entire fee immediately refunded. Period!
That's how confident I am your Squirting Yoni Massage will be a powerful, healing force in YOUR life. You have zero risk.